BECK

Finally, the odious Glenn Beck is getting the attention he deserves.

Speaking to newly elected Congressmen Keith Ellison, the first Muslim in the U.S. Congress:

BECK: No offense, and I know Muslims. I like Muslims. I've been to mosques. I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, "Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies."

Unfortunately, unlike Borat, Glenn Beck is a real person.