Tuesday, September 20, 2005

CONSERVATIVES ARE GROOVY! pt 291

This adult bookstore-owning heavy metal guitarist proves just how diverse and "with it" the conservative movement is!
“You know, I’m all for screwing or whatever, but I like that Bush has always been with Laura and is kind of boring. Clinton was a party animal who worked in as many ladies as he could, and look what that got us: A nuclear North Korea, Saddam spitting in our faces and Osama bin Laden having plenty of time to do whatever he wanted. Thanks, anyway. I’ll take boring any day.”

Uh...never mind.

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