An Air France passenger jetliner carrying 309 people skidded off a runway in Toronto and burst into flames yesterday afternoon while landing in a dangerous thunderstorm —yet no one died in the crash.
I can hear the Gibson quote right now, delivered through his little bunny teeth: "Maybe they should spend a little more time paying attention to the runway and a little less time hating America. What do you think, folks?"
Back in the sane world, I'm very glad that no one was seriously injured, though I am of course curious if, when they all thought they were going to die, anybody had time to tear their clothes off and get making with the love. These are the hard-hitting questions this blog is not afraid to ask.