Seen on the bus yesterday: Scruffy young dude listening to extreme heavy metal on those old-style headphones, young lady sits down next to him, he reaches into his backpack and withdraws a canister of whipped cream, says to her, all serious: "Would you like some whipped cream?" She declines, and he proceeds to spray whipped cream into his mouth for the next few blocks.
Maybe that move has worked for him in the past, I don't know.
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