Top ten things Dino Rossi can do while Christine Gregoire is being sworn in as Washington's new governor:
10. Help a friend paint his living room
9. Finally finish The DaVinci Code
8. Rend his clothes, pour ashes on his head, and sit outside the city walls proclaiming the end of the world
7. Get baked and listen to Dark Side of the Moon on headphones
6. Put the finishing touches on his model of the aircraft carrier USS Governor Dino Rossi
5. Help a child learn to read
4. Make soup
3. Rent a Supreme Court Justice costume, use a meat tenderizer as a gavel, sit at his dining room table and rule in favor of himself
2. Watch TV and pout
1. Go into a closet and suck eggs
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