The folks at Comedy Central were annoyed when Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly kept referring to "The Daily Show" audience as "stoned slackers." So they did a little research. And guess whose audience is more educated?
Viewers of Jon Stewart's show are more likely to have completed four years of college than people who watch "The O'Reilly Factor," according to Nielsen Media Research.
Wait, wait, wait...you're saying that O'Reilly simply pulls "facts" out of his ass? I need to hold to something...
In other news: fish live underwater, and the pope still wears a pointy hat.