Tuesday, September 14, 2004

ONLY IN AMERICA

Who the hell needs a damn assault rifle? Good question.

  • Very poor hunters
  • Very drunk hunters
  • Hunters with bad eyesight
  • Poor, drunk hunters with bad eyesight
  • Guys who've seen Red Dawn one too many times (which would be twice)
  • Criminals
  • Terrorists
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1 comment:

  1. Robert Farley5:08 PM

    I've seen Red Dawn, like, ten times. I plan to show it to my 321 class this autumn.

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