"I want to be the peace president... The next four years will be peaceful years."
The president then smoked a big doobie, pulled out a guitar and gave the crowd a meandering, slightly off-key rendition of the Youngbloods' Get Together. Then he wandered into the audience and began shaking babies' hands and kissing men on the mouth until the secret service led him back to his car and to his hotel, where he spent the rest of the night making a fort on his bed and giggling at "Three's Company" reruns.
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