Tuesday, November 01, 2005


This is one of the greatest headlines ever.
Sociopathic elephant exiled to Israeli barn after murderous past

Ostracized by her herd, La Petite is looking to pack her trunk and move to a new home.

The 19-year-old elephant with a checkered past -- she killed her first baby and is suspected of killing a handler -- failed to fit in at a British zoo, and now is having trouble at an Israeli safari park.

Suspected? What, they couldn't put her at the scene? A giraffe and a lemur confirmed her alibi that they were all at the movies together at the time? Sure. Right. These sociapathic elephants, man. They're mean and they're clever. And they think ahead. Wouldn't be surprised of the giraffe and lemur have disappeared. Have you tried contacting them? Hmm, yeah. They're probably part of the foundation of some house now.

I'm imagining the L&O episode.

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